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palenutearthquake3:

75 NSFW Asks. Obliterate me. Please ask me as many as you want

What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

Do you like having your balls touched?

Do you like having your nipples touched?

Do you like having your anus touched?

Have you ever been fisted?

Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

Do you have any kinks?

Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

Do you pee in the shower?

Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Have you had sex in the shower?

Do you like being naked?

Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

How many sexual partners have you had?

How often do you masturbate?

What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

Do you ever go commando?

Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

How big is your penis?

Does your penis curve at all?

Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?

Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

Do you like the way your genitals look?

Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

Do you like your butt?

What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?

What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?

Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Spit or swallow?

When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?

Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?

Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?

What are your favorite positions?

Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Have you ever had any genital injuries?

Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

What’s something you like about your body?

What’s something you dislike about your body?

What body parts do you find the sexiest?

What was your most recent sexual thought?

Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?

When was the last time you touched your genitals?

Do you often imagine people naked?

daddysdirtystories:

“I know its rare to get turned on at those types of check-ups, but something about my doctor…the chair…and how exposed I feel nearly makes me cum each time. Its horrible to have to bite my lip and force myself not to cum while the doctor does what he has to do. One of his nurses always stands next to me, depending on which…they give me ‘it happens to everyone’ expressions or judgemental ‘what a slut’ ones.

I always assumed it was common enough for no one to mention it. Hell, I figured the doctor would’ve been used to it by then if he even truly remembered me.

Then a week after my most recent checkup he called me. He said he forgot to run a very quick test and wondered if I could come in that day at lunch. I noticed all of the red flags; the empty office, the fact there was no nurse, the fact it was the first time he ever called me…but my horny, desperately curious body followed his lead.

He started out like a normal check-up…then his fingers started to linger. He kept licking his lips while saying the normal phrases in his clinical…slightly detached voice. Then…he said he had a new exam to try, and that I had to close my eyes while he did it. I’m not an idiot, I know the hum of a vibrator better than anyone…but I let him. I let him make me cum 4 times in a row.”